Shouting into the void. I'm an tabletop RPG nerd and the world's best elfgames referee. Ran amazing campaigns in Ryuutama, D&D, and Forbidden Lands. I'm aspiring to make a superior system of my own. Throwing my creations on here to leave maximum impact on the collective subconscious. I'm a busy man who's bad at web design. Not sorry.

The name Melnlumnijwic comes from the goblin language. The meaning has been lost to time.

Posting a poorly drawn and unflattering self-portrait will make anything else I upload seem better by comparison. I've shaved since then so you won't be able to find me in meatspace now. Ha!

Doesn't even look like me